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They say that life is just a series of experiences that ultimately shape who you are.  

I’m just a girl like any other.. trying to make believe I’m any more extraordinary than ordinary. 

I censor myself selectively. I am almost always never serious.. seriously.

I am a slave to passion and muse to many.  If only muses retained copyright though…



I am a walking canvas and a weaver of fairytales. Constantly changing as the story unfolds.

Sometimes, I like to pretend I’m someone else… and I get away with it.

I’m a little off center but not enough to be called off center.

I’m whimsical and mysterious.. frequently random, and randomly normal… I’m an oxymoron.. a walking contradiction.. a dancer on crowded sidewalks… and more than just a bit cynical.

On here, you’ll find some bits and bytes of nerdy, ironic, &amp; otherwise pseudo sexual nonsense.  

Random scattered pieces of me, but never the full look see.

For the extended versions of adventures in my vague reality, I encourage you to read my “normal” blog here: I am an Enigma

And some of my thought bubbles in real time: Twitter

I also own the following other domains:
Superficially Iconic  (dot com)
Kryptonite Cupcake (dot com)
Verbal Vineyard (dot com)
Across a Paper Sky (dot com)
Predicate to a Life (dot com)
&amp; Scandalize.me

All of which are currently under construction for the time being.</description><title>Muse for Hire.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @scandalous)</generator><link>http://museforhire.me/</link><item><title>[1:05:46 PM] Jennifer Stavros: Men make no sense[1:06:37 PM] Nick : not making sense is the...</title><description>[1:05:46 PM] Jennifer Stavros: Men make no sense[1:06:37 PM] Nick : not making sense is the...</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17619565552</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17619565552</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:09:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5cjgMMWl1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17336354294</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17336354294</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:16:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5aeqxX4N1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17333670542</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17333670542</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:30:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5a5tCDH51qz6wx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17333368486</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17333368486</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:25:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5a59YhAN1qz6wx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17333349378</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17333349378</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:24:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5a4wMieC1qz6wx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17333338461</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17333338461</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:24:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5a4aiX9A1qz6wx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17333317794</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17333317794</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:24:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz579tfX1P1qz6wx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/17330086074</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/17330086074</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:22:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4ukz6DAr1qdlrkvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16985440815</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16985440815</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:35:38 -0500</pubDate><category>ambition</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm9oeMXPx1qcwgb0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16984843793</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16984843793</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:20:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys4xju5Dq1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16929131503</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16929131503</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:03:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Beauty can arise from ugliness.</title><description>——-Email——-Hello FrankThe greatest thing the PostSecret project has done for...</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16501900615</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16501900615</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:01:47 -0500</pubDate><category>Post Secret</category><category>realizations</category></item><item><title>vintageanchor:

“And by the way, everything in life is writable...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxmzn97SSs1qd9a66o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintageanchor.tumblr.com/post/16148332277/and-by-the-way-everything-in-life-is-writable"&gt;vintageanchor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise.  The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”&lt;br/&gt; – Sylvia Plath&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16197095814</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16197095814</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:33:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4hh1Hz5M1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16196996347</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16196996347</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:31:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Yes indeed.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4d1mLTt41qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes indeed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16191781903</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16191781903</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:56:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bathtub hammock</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4c8zM4dz1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bathtub hammock&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16190845779</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16190845779</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:38:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ajitFu51qz6wx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16188809235</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16188809235</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:02:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fucking love it or shut the fuck up.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4a46CrDg1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;fucking love it or shut the fuck up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16188310752</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16188310752</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:52:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Math.. is hot</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nature.com/news/mathematician-claims-breakthrough-in-sudoku-puzzle-1.9751"&gt;Math.. is hot&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16181033943</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16181033943</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:21:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>therhumboogie:


By David Agenjo, London based artist has a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuwskFyzx1qdupuko4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuwskFyzx1qdupuko5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.therhumboogie.com/post/15943920368"&gt;therhumboogie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuw5oFkQZ1qclldz.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By &lt;a href="http://www.davidagenjo.com/home_eng.htm"&gt;David Agenjo&lt;/a&gt;, London based artist has a whole collection of recent portraits that I could adorn my walls with, the textures that are applied to the surfaces make me want one even more. The patterns in the brushstrokes add an extra dimension, like another hidden painting within the existing paintings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“…&lt;em&gt;colour is my obsession; an organic means of experimentation and exploration of beauty. My paintings are interlinked: new canvases are used as palettes, where textured random patchworks of colours are formed to be used as a given on which to overlay, merge and intersplice&lt;/em&gt;” .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Gorgeous.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://museforhire.me/post/16026459131</link><guid>http://museforhire.me/post/16026459131</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:38:15 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

