They say that life is just a series of experiences that ultimately shape who you are. I’m just a girl like any other.. trying to make believe I’m any more extraordinary than ordinary. I censor myself selectively. I am almost always never serious.. seriously. I am a slave to passion and muse to many. If only muses retained copyright though… I am a walking canvas and a weaver of fairytales. Constantly changing as the story unfolds. Sometimes, I like to pretend I’m someone else… and I get away with it. I’m a little off center but not enough to be called off center. I’m whimsical and mysterious.. frequently random, and randomly normal… I’m an oxymoron.. a walking contradiction.. a dancer on crowded sidewalks… and more than just a bit cynical. On here, you’ll find some bits and bytes of nerdy, ironic, & otherwise pseudo sexual nonsense. Random scattered pieces of me, but never the full look see. For the extended versions of adventures in my vague reality, I encourage you to read my “normal” blog here: I am an Enigma And some of my thought bubbles in real time: Twitter I also own the following other domains: Superficially Iconic (dot com) Kryptonite Cupcake (dot com) Verbal Vineyard (dot com) Across a Paper Sky (dot com) Predicate to a Life (dot com) & Scandalize.me All of which are currently under construction for the time being.Tumblr (3.0; @scandalous)http://museforhire.me/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69rnkmnwl1qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/876400470/marilyn-monroe-in-niagra-1953">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Marilyn Monroe in <em>Niagra</em>, 1953</p> </blockquote> <p>How I feel today.  </p>http://museforhire.me/post/876433954http://museforhire.me/post/876433954Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:10:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69fq2PM7r1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the cutest boy</p>http://museforhire.me/post/870043074http://museforhire.me/post/870043074Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:15:04 -0400mrvicious<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69frkRo0u1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this one might be alright too.</p>http://museforhire.me/post/870045306http://museforhire.me/post/870045306Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:15:04 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y9EmzpTd5RE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y9EmzpTd5RE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://museforhire.me/post/864048003http://museforhire.me/post/864048003Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:44:14 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l62nb6n8nO1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>exercise with caution</p>http://museforhire.me/post/853467032http://museforhire.me/post/853467032Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:01:05 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l62n5uvZFl1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>en route to # sdcc</p>http://museforhire.me/post/853466379http://museforhire.me/post/853466379Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:58:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5zk75dfOP1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>angels are everywhere today.</p>http://museforhire.me/post/847358574http://museforhire.me/post/847358574Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:53:03 -0400“There’s no point to any of this. It’s all just a… a random lottery of...http://museforhire.me/post/846979239http://museforhire.me/post/846979239Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:07:34 -0400(7:21:44 PM) debaucherygal: [redacted redacted redacted] (7:18:20 PM) That Ninja: It's a trap, a...http://museforhire.me/post/843152871http://museforhire.me/post/843152871Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:24:03 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vvnjtmID1qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/841009664">bohemea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/838641022/the-vivacious-natasha-vargas-coopers-book-mad-men">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The vivacious <a href="http://natashavc.tumblr.com/">Natasha Vargas-Cooper’s</a> book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mad-Men-Unbuttoned-Through-America/dp/0061991007/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1279674192&sr=8-1">Mad Men Unbuttoned</a> was released today, just in time for the start of the show’s fourth season. The book is a product of Natasha’s meticulously detailed and lovingly researched blog <a href="http://madmenunbuttoned.com/">Mad Men Footnotes</a> (which casual viewers to hardcore fans of Mad Men should be following.)  Some reviews for the book:</p> <p>“A dazzling pop-culture history of the 1960s. [Natasha Vargas-Cooper’s] zeal for detail is unparalleled. This is an opinionated, sexy history book for those who hate studying.” (Penthouse )<br/><br/>“[Vargas-Cooper] focuses on advertising, design, film, literature, politics, sex, style and the workplace in order to probe ‘the most dramatic cultural shift in the 20th century’…the definitive companion book for the series.” (Publishers Weekly )<br/><br/>“Natasha-Vargas Cooper nails the 1960s and the ad industry during this fascinating era. A good, fast, joyful read.” (Nina DiSesa, Chairman, McCann New York )</p> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mad-Men-Unbuttoned-Through-America/dp/0061991007/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1279674192&sr=8-1">Go on now!  Get yourself a copy</a> then pour yourself an Old Fashioned, light up a smoke and enjoy!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Getting excited for the series premier?  Yeah… me too.  Me… too.</p>http://museforhire.me/post/841021025http://museforhire.me/post/841021025Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:25:56 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vn5fZ3TA1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vn5fZ3TA1qz6wx9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Ah Scott Pilgrim.  Love till the end… and the beginning.</p>http://museforhire.me/post/838001530http://museforhire.me/post/838001530Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:15:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5qehkRNpc1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://museforhire.me/post/825891608http://museforhire.me/post/825891608Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:18:03 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5qelaZ0Os1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://museforhire.me/post/825899141http://museforhire.me/post/825899141Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:18:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5qimhpAEc1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@prepixhyena soo ready for silverlake</p>http://museforhire.me/post/826200056http://museforhire.me/post/826200056Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:18:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5qf2vGbFh1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>there’s so much wrong with this picture</p>http://museforhire.me/post/825935523http://museforhire.me/post/825935523Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:18:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5qeh63WIb1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://museforhire.me/post/825890790http://museforhire.me/post/825890790Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:18:03 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5q82q6oY31qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>brain freeze!</p>http://museforhire.me/post/825466311http://museforhire.me/post/825466311Sat, 17 Jul 2010 20:01:08 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5q6y05R7m1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://museforhire.me/post/825398865http://museforhire.me/post/825398865Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:37:01 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.dorkly.com/moogaloop/noobtube.swf?clip_id=2146&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.dorkly.com/moogaloop/noobtube.swf?clip_id=2146&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.dorkly.com/moogaloop/noobtube.swf?clip_id=2146&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://museforhire.me/post/813156926http://museforhire.me/post/813156926Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:37:52 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5kat2r9MU1qz6wx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>that’s where I want to be</p>http://museforhire.me/post/811888259http://museforhire.me/post/811888259Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:15:05 -0400