• I’m still in work mode.  I saw something today online which screamed “bug” and now I just wish I was at work to log it in.  I knew that looked a bit fishy.
• I attract parasites.  That’s all I’m saying.
• I hate your phone.  It’s things like these that motivate me to get you on my cell plan even more now. Stupid friggin battery.
• I need to find this other pos asap.  Looking for another one is not fun.
• & I wish I had my friggin scooter already.

/rant off