serious conversations with my fiance

• me: wife
• hot_tot518: wife
• me: i need you =(
• hot_tot518: awww
• hot_tot518: what's up?
• me: (ps ca legalized gay marriage)
• hot_tot518: hahahahhahaaa
• me: that was just a sidebar coincidence
• hot_tot518: *chuckle*
• me: pls dont pick ugly wedding colors
• hot_tot518: never
• hot_tot518: i'm thinking red for the bridesmaids
• me: unless i can put my family in them
• hot_tot518: ha
• me: can they have to wear mascot outfits?
• hot_tot518: sure
• me: can my mother be a big duck
• hot_tot518: bahahahahahaaa
• me: so i can see her fatness waddle all day
• hot_tot518: ...but now i wanna be a mascot
• me: we'd have to make a porno afterwards
• hot_tot518: I WANNA BE A WADDLING DUCK!
• hot_tot518: well, of couresa
• me: u want to waddle down the aisle?
• me: thats hot
• hot_tot518: i KNOW
• me: you'd be the sexiest duck wife ever
• hot_tot518: *serious nod*
• me: like in the whole history of EVAR even
• hot_tot518: you have to be pretty damn hot to be a waddling duck wife
• me: id be like "yeah, see this digg.. my wife is the hottest duck bride in the world.. you cant have her"
• me: and we'd make the front page
• hot_tot518: !!!!!!!!!
• hot_tot518: yes!
• me: "geek girl marries duck alaska girl in a ceremony for the books"
• hot_tot518: omg
• hot_tot518: when the photogs start taking pics
• me: when u smile, will you say aflac!
• hot_tot518: i'll get all up in their faces and be like, "WHA?! WHA!?!? YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A DUCK GIRL BEFORE?!?!?"
• hot_tot518: *smile* AFLAC