fat girls, roleplay, and robot sex

• blackd0tz: i think
• blackd0tz: i wanna fuck
• blackd0tz: a fat girl
• blackd0tz: is that odd?
• blackd0tz: shes not THAT fat
• blackd0tz: just plump
• blackd0tz: maybe 150's
• debaucherygal: um.. why?
• blackd0tz: idk cute face
• blackd0tz: big tits
• blackd0tz: just to do it
• debaucherygal: i feel fat and im only like 90 something
• blackd0tz: ...
• blackd0tz: id hit it
• debaucherygal: i need to eat better
• debaucherygal: sorry i dont fit your fattie requirement though
• blackd0tz: HAHAHA
• debaucherygal: can haz doughnuts?
• blackd0tz: its ok
• blackd0tz: ill make
• blackd0tz: exception
• blackd0tz: only cuz your like 5 ft
• blackd0tz: and small girls pwn
• blackd0tz: I LOVE BEING TWICE A GIRLS SIZE
• debaucherygal: can i have a pastrami sandwhich during then?
• blackd0tz: fucking LOVE IT
• blackd0tz: ya
• debaucherygal: so you can get that whole "im fucking a fatty" feeling
• blackd0tz: i can convince myself either way
• blackd0tz: get off as fast and possible
• blackd0tz: then go to sleep
• blackd0tz: and pretend your not there
• debaucherygal: like "man she was so fat she was riding my salami and wanted some on pita bread with cheese and a bagel"
• blackd0tz: you cant be on top
• blackd0tz: im on top
• debaucherygal: awesome! can i pretend im not there too?
• blackd0tz: ya
• debaucherygal: i like roleplay
• blackd0tz: just pretend im someone else
• blackd0tz: with a 12'' cock
• blackd0tz: that got cut off half way
• debaucherygal: can i bring my robe and my wizard hat?
• blackd0tz: lol
• blackd0tz: "I wheel my wheelchair over"
• debaucherygal: oo is it like stephen hawkings chair?
• blackd0tz: yeah
• blackd0tz: talk dirty
• blackd0tz: through the computer
• debaucherygal: can i push your buttons while im pushing your buttons
• blackd0tz: yeah
• blackd0tz: w/e you want
• blackd0tz: *shrugs*
• debaucherygal: mmm robot sex
• debaucherygal: you know theres a book out that said people will be having sex with robots soon
• blackd0tz: ..
• blackd0tz: ya
• blackd0tz: no shit
• debaucherygal: i think its called sex with robots
• debaucherygal: it was on the colbert report