its kind of funny and sad some of the mass generic emails I get as a girl on the web.. sometimes I wish I had a penis.. no no.. i don’t. ha. but i’m getting sick of them.. so here’s my response to the most recent one who mass spammed my inbox…

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I live in CA currently. that may change.

I may be seeing someone. I may not be.
Regardless, even if i was or wasn’t, i have really high standards and don’t engage in small talk… you will probably assume that I’m a bitch upon reading this. You are correct. But at least I’m an honest bitch.

If you want to try and engage in pseudo intellectual conversation, id be more than happy to oblige talking.. however if its just the common tarry, consider asking me mundane jello canned type questions or making cat calls (while flattering and appreciated on the surface) deemed unnecessary and a waste of both yours as well as my time.

ps- spamming my inbox is not the way to my heart. it may be to other girls’.. there are many dumb girls that would buy into that form of flattery.. but with these kinds of emails… do i even need to rehash the above?

have a most pleasant evening sir.

kindest regards,
Scandalous

aka the pretentious intellectual bitch of GG.