Muse for Hire.: Archive

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Prodigal son

When we were looking at a school picture my son pointed to a girl in the 2nd row and said that he didn’t like that one. ME: Why? SON (age 7): Because she punched me. ME: Ethan, listen to me: the next time that girl punches you, grab her and kiss her. Trust me. SON: Eww Mom. Won’t she bug me more then? ME: If she bugs you, she’s going to want to make out with you. If...

Jun 27th

Jun 26th

Happily Never After →

Jun 26th

Jun 25th

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“An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your...”

– —Trent Reznor So you know that whole thing about me fighting with “Sid” I posted the other day? Guess what? If you’re reading the lyrics on my other tumblr you might have guessed that we crossed paths again. Why? I’m masochistic I suppose.

Jun 25th

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 22nd

"Love" is a vicious cycle...

 ----------------Earlier------------------- 
Me: You're an asshole. 
Aspiring Sid Vicious (doesn't have the talent to get that title): You're a waste of time. 
 -----------------Later---------------------- 
Indie Musician: Here Mr. Vicious! 
Me: Are you calling [redacted]? 
Indie Musician: No its my dog. 
 ------------------------Now---------------- 
Indie Musician: I don't see you as the rebound type. I see you as girl guys dream of and want to end up with but you leave before that happens...and that said, am I going to see you tonight?  Please tell me I'm going to see you tonight.

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Jun 18th

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jessie-estella: jsb: the future is so fucking scary right now, i can barely take how bloody ambiguous it is. Life does this. When the dust settles, the fear turns to excitement. Imagine if life was predictable. That would be horrible. Sunshine and rain, sunshine and rain. Oh the predictable. Some of it is horrible: Like where he was when I first met him… he was seen in yet...

Jun 15th