June 2008
17 posts
srs decisions... in gropeing that is...
Scandalous says:
my life is a fucking movie
Scandalous says:
u know what i mean though
NTRabbit says:
oh man, and with john candy dead, who will play me?
Scandalous says:
lol
NTRabbit says:
you'll have to dig up a Wahlberg and put him in a fat suit
Scandalous says:
Waiting is wasting for people like me
NTRabbit says:
well i'm not sure what to say
NTRabbit says:
what's right for you and right for me would rarely overlap
Scandalous says:
i think that sums this up pretty well
NTRabbit says:
if I was you, i'd probably touch myself a lot
NTRabbit says:
i mean
Scandalous says:
lmfao
NTRabbit says:
>_>
serious conversations with my fiance
me: wife
hot_tot518: wife
me: i need you =(
hot_tot518: awww
hot_tot518: what's up?
me: (ps ca legalized gay marriage)
hot_tot518: hahahahhahaaa
me: that was just a sidebar coincidence
hot_tot518: *chuckle*
me: pls dont pick ugly wedding colors
hot_tot518: never
hot_tot518: i'm thinking red for the bridesmaids
me: unless i can put my family in them
hot_tot518: ha
me: can they have to wear mascot outfits?
hot_tot518: sure
me: can my mother be a big duck
hot_tot518: bahahahahahaaa
me: so i can see her fatness waddle all day
hot_tot518: ...but now i wanna be a mascot
me: we'd have to make a porno afterwards
hot_tot518: I WANNA BE A WADDLING DUCK!
hot_tot518: well, of couresa
me: u want to waddle down the aisle?
me: thats hot
hot_tot518: i KNOW
me: you'd be the sexiest duck wife ever
hot_tot518: *serious nod*
me: like in the whole history of EVAR even
hot_tot518: you have to be pretty damn hot to be a waddling duck wife
me: id be like "yeah, see this digg.. my wife is the hottest duck bride in the world.. you cant have her"
me: and we'd make the front page
hot_tot518: !!!!!!!!!
hot_tot518: yes!
me: "geek girl marries duck alaska girl in a ceremony for the books"
hot_tot518: omg
hot_tot518: when the photogs start taking pics
me: when u smile, will you say aflac!
hot_tot518: i'll get all up in their faces and be like, "WHA?! WHA!?!? YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A DUCK GIRL BEFORE?!?!?"
hot_tot518: *smile* AFLAC
telephone
supernerdlady: srry was getting something out of the fridge
supernerdlady: there was a puppy
Serestriel: there was a puppy in your fridge?
supernerdlady: yes, thats exactly what i meant
long distance issues
debaucherygal: im horny. youre not around. boo
red haired boy: poor horny thing
red haired boy: wish i'd been there
red haired boy: now I'M horny and you're not. grand
debaucherygal: its almost as if we really are in a relationship!
debaucherygal: ;)
red haired boy: haha
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debaucherygal: i need a stand in dick
debaucherygal: know anyone? or should i consider an escort service?
ton.com: lol
ton.com: well
ton.com: i'm in [a different state far away] right now
ton.com: and my cock isn't *that* long
ton.com: hahaha
debaucherygal: sex is a sport
debaucherygal: the whole chase around to get some makes my head spin more than anything though
ton.com: yeah
ton.com: no kidding
ton.com: have cock, will travel
ton.com: that's my motto
debaucherygal: i need to buy a strap on so i can borrow that motto
ton.com: heh
“My rule is, never take a job you can’t explain to a stripper.”
– via a tweet by @monstro
“somebody’s gonna ask you a question that you should say yes to, once in...”
– Unknown
“Because it shows that we are of importance enough to be courted.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson