May 2008
51 posts
“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they...”
– Andrew Carnagie
“Brevity is the soul of wit.”
– Shakespeare
o/~ so sweet it is to be want to be done by you...
Eji says:
a little bit of touch here and there with make up or something done to the hair
Eji says:
is perfect for me
Scandalous says:
i know that i dont need to put the extra stuff on to look pretty
Scandalous says:
is it bad that i know that =x
Eji says:
but everyone has their own taste and views so hehe
Scandalous says:
I like to change things up from time to time though of course
Scandalous says:
its part of me
Eji says:
well, its because you can, that you do it
Scandalous says:
molonel said that im like madonna
Eji says:
pfffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scandalous says:
he hasnt seen an outfit i cant pull off
Eji says:
I wouldn't do madonna or even touch her
Eji says:
and I'd do you...lol
Scandalous says:
aww...
Scandalous says:
im touched in such a special place
Eji says:
haha
date night
Jamie: my dad and i would go on these dates..
Me: I'm going to twitter that u know lol
Jamie: I don't care it was sweet...
Me: uh huh.. this isn't helping
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me: there was a dude in la walking across the street today though
me: wasnt paying attention at all
me: we almost hit him
Mollz: yeah
me: he was oblivious
me: just eating his doughnut
me: didnt even phase him
Mollz: We had a truck full of oreos crash in Morris and packages or oreos were scattered across I-80
me: thats blashemous
me: worse than death
me: wasted cookies
me: im mourning right now
Mollz: LOL
Mollz: oreos even
me: seriously
Mollz: uh huh
me: i need to wear black for a year kind of bad
Mollz: **nods head**
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A lil cookie for me… fast forward to 25:59 in the show and watch what’s in typed in the fields… @AirRock gave me the tip. /giggles
devils advocate
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
a married woman hit on me
Scandalous says:
i love amy winehouse
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
wants to tie me down and do stuff
Scandalous says:
0.o
Scandalous says:
did you say sure?
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
well
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
i suck
Scandalous says:
is her husband a scary looking one?
Scandalous says:
and she didnt want that?
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
im helping her get out of her depression through talks and talking about her condition with her husband : \
Scandalous says:
your conscious kicked in didnt it?
Scandalous says:
too damn nice
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
suddenly i became a marriage counceler lol
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
lol i am aren't i
Scandalous says:
basil what did i tell you about that stuff?
Scandalous says:
Nice guys finish last
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
yes i know =p
Scandalous says:
nice guys dont get pussy
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
i know =/
Scandalous says:
i will never put out for a nice guy ever
Scandalous says:
women want douchebags
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
humpf : \
Scandalous says:
speaking of which
Scandalous says:
im talking to [censored]
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
ima talk to her and convince her otherwisse now : P
Scandalous says:
that a boy!
Scandalous says:
(i give bad advice btw)
Scandalous says:
(it gets people laid)
Jack of Spades - If I would, could you? says:
: P
invasion
supernerdlady: yeah hes cute. boring but cute
cruzo mi corazon: oh
cruzo mi corazon: boring can be good
cruzo mi corazon: it doesnt steal your money for crack ever
supernerdlady: and inexperienced
cruzo mi corazon: EVER
supernerdlady: yeah u not being local sucks
cruzo mi corazon: so you can steal my money for crack?
cruzo mi corazon: is what i gathered from that statement in relation to previous ones
supernerdlady: and invade it
cruzo mi corazon: invade my money? or i your crack?
cruzo mi corazon: oh jeez
supernerdlady: lmfao
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Japanese downloadable style hacked Mario game →
“The Ultimate Rejection Letter
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Dad>Mom
supernerdlady: are u furry everywhere
cruzo mi corazon: your mom is furry in her underwear
supernerdlady: my mom is also fat
cruzo mi corazon: oh
cruzo mi corazon: god
cruzo mi corazon: no
supernerdlady: she looks like she ate one of us
supernerdlady: lol
supernerdlady: i got my dads metabolism
cruzo mi corazon: me or you, because that would make a difference
supernerdlady: haha
cruzo mi corazon: thats like eating Willow or The Rock
supernerdlady: http://bp1.blogger.com/_As9eo0WnXTs/RkqGDlxncII/AAAAAAAAAFk/RPTtJnEN4j8/s1600-h/DCP_0872.JPG
supernerdlady: sis on the left, bro in the middle, mom.. well u cant miss her
supernerdlady: i got the cute genes
cruzo mi corazon: where did they come from?
cruzo mi corazon: is she sure shes your mom?
cruzo mi corazon: oh no i didnt
supernerdlady: lol
***
supernerdlady: http://www.flickr.com/photos/predicate/2463330730/ dad ftw
supernerdlady: my mom is bitter
supernerdlady: and unattractive obviously
supernerdlady: and a million other things
cruzo mi corazon: what
cruzo mi corazon: you keep the photos of attractive family members vs unattractive on different server venues?
cruzo mi corazon: therefore in different viewers eyes?
supernerdlady: i have nothing in common with my mother except dna
supernerdlady: no
supernerdlady: one is from my sisters blog
cruzo mi corazon: yeah, your dad looks hot
supernerdlady: haha
regulars..
debaucherygal: one day we did nothing but fuck
debaucherygal: and then had chinese
blackd0tz: omfg
blackd0tz: i want chinesse
blackd0tz: you bitch
debaucherygal: and i think we went and visited a friend. and ditched em bc we wanted to go fuck some more
blackd0tz: can i come over
debaucherygal: lol
blackd0tz: and we can skip the fucking
blackd0tz: and just have chineese
debaucherygal: haha
blackd0tz: srsly
blackd0tz: id be that guy
debaucherygal: sure
blackd0tz: oh hey jena whats up
blackd0tz: im ready
debaucherygal: as long as you pay
blackd0tz: for the fucking food
blackd0tz: NO DONT TOUCH ME
blackd0tz: IM EATING
blackd0tz: WTF
debaucherygal: actually
debaucherygal: all the times i remember about just staying in and fucking all day
debaucherygal: ive had chinese afterwards
blackd0tz: ...
blackd0tz: you fuck to much
fat girls, roleplay, and robot sex
blackd0tz: i think
blackd0tz: i wanna fuck
blackd0tz: a fat girl
blackd0tz: is that odd?
blackd0tz: shes not THAT fat
blackd0tz: just plump
blackd0tz: maybe 150's
debaucherygal: um.. why?
blackd0tz: idk cute face
blackd0tz: big tits
blackd0tz: just to do it
debaucherygal: i feel fat and im only like 90 something
blackd0tz: ...
blackd0tz: id hit it
debaucherygal: i need to eat better
debaucherygal: sorry i dont fit your fattie requirement though
blackd0tz: HAHAHA
debaucherygal: can haz doughnuts?
blackd0tz: its ok
blackd0tz: ill make
blackd0tz: exception
blackd0tz: only cuz your like 5 ft
blackd0tz: and small girls pwn
blackd0tz: I LOVE BEING TWICE A GIRLS SIZE
debaucherygal: can i have a pastrami sandwhich during then?
blackd0tz: fucking LOVE IT
blackd0tz: ya
debaucherygal: so you can get that whole "im fucking a fatty" feeling
blackd0tz: i can convince myself either way
blackd0tz: get off as fast and possible
blackd0tz: then go to sleep
blackd0tz: and pretend your not there
debaucherygal: like "man she was so fat she was riding my salami and wanted some on pita bread with cheese and a bagel"
blackd0tz: you cant be on top
blackd0tz: im on top
debaucherygal: awesome! can i pretend im not there too?
blackd0tz: ya
debaucherygal: i like roleplay
blackd0tz: just pretend im someone else
blackd0tz: with a 12'' cock
blackd0tz: that got cut off half way
debaucherygal: can i bring my robe and my wizard hat?
blackd0tz: lol
blackd0tz: "I wheel my wheelchair over"
debaucherygal: oo is it like stephen hawkings chair?
blackd0tz: yeah
blackd0tz: talk dirty
blackd0tz: through the computer
debaucherygal: can i push your buttons while im pushing your buttons
blackd0tz: yeah
blackd0tz: w/e you want
blackd0tz: *shrugs*
debaucherygal: mmm robot sex
debaucherygal: you know theres a book out that said people will be having sex with robots soon
blackd0tz: ..
blackd0tz: ya
blackd0tz: no shit
debaucherygal: i think its called sex with robots
debaucherygal: it was on the colbert report
“I need no antidote for being a mom - but parent is a verb where I stand, not a...”
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for prosperity:
blackd0tz: everyone thought
blackd0tz: i did porn
blackd0tz: in CA
debaucherygal: lol
blackd0tz: SF i got hit on lol
blackd0tz: by guys
debaucherygal: thats more impressive actually
blackd0tz: dude
debaucherygal: guys have better taste than women
blackd0tz: guys love me
blackd0tz: LOVE ME
blackd0tz: i went to gay bar with berto one night
blackd0tz: when i had no $
blackd0tz: and got like 400 free drinks srsly
