April 2008
71 posts
Change involves carrying out an activity against the habit of life.
– F. M. Alexander (via jakoblodwick)
a pants play of fiction
im sorry that i didnt fornicate you like i loved you my pants locked my ankles in such an awkward way i felt like a newborn seal my shoes blocked their removal its possible that i love you but only time will tell —Harlan Barker (/adds this to the list of why he’s so mmm yes)
1: 05amJennifer
wth does that line mean anyway?
the 1 on the john cougar melloncamp song
"sucking on chili dogs"
1: 05amMiles
mexican dick
1: 05amJennifer
he talking about a dick that was in a pooper before that?
1: 07amJennifer
either way though, ive never had a chili dog
Miles
southwest and never had chili
I never fucked a 10. But one day I fucked 5 2’s.. and that ought to...
– George Carlin
prime time moments
kveton.com: hey you
kveton.com: how goes it?
debaucherygal: trainwreck
kveton.com: lol
kveton.com: do tell
debaucherygal: i swear id rather watch my life as a movie than live it sometimes
kveton.com: heh
kveton.com: not me
kveton.com: i enjoy watching the trainwreck directly from the cab
debaucherygal: though i do see why people are addicted to reading
debaucherygal: I need to write a book
debaucherygal: srsly
kveton.com: what would the title be?
debaucherygal: actually I already seriously have the title and haven't written everything
debaucherygal: cept its likely going to be a series
debaucherygal: i could make a prime time soap with it
debaucherygal: fuck
debaucherygal: well if i had more attractive friends
debaucherygal: damn
kveton.com: if only you were taller
kveton.com: haha
kveton.com: i'm kidding
kveton.com: ;-)
debaucherygal: well on tv i could make em attractive
debaucherygal: but whos going to buy into us webbies being hot?
debaucherygal: besides other webbies ;)
kveton.com: lol
debaucherygal: ah well
debaucherygal: i live 30 mins from Hollywood
kveton.com: ahh
kveton.com: shit
kveton.com: stop reading my mind
I’m pro life. I’m pro choice. I’m pro suicide.. I’m for...
– Bill Mahr
signs that hollywood has gone downhill pt 1
debaucherygal: ok whats the deal with chloe sevigny?
tucci: hahaha
debaucherygal: shes not that great an actress nor is she hot
tucci: i think her acting is good
tucci: i think she's pretty too
debaucherygal: pretty bland and boyish looking
tucci: i think she's unique =]
debaucherygal: you're right.. unique in the fact that shes done fairly decent for herself and shes not attractive in hollywood
it is better to destroy..than to create what is meaningless
– Unknown
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